Dreams are Weird…
Dreams are Weird…

…especially wet ones. ;)

Apologies if this is too much info, but I am completely distracted by a dream-induced case of the extreme hornies, and I HAD to see if this type of thing happens to other people, too. :)

Basically, last night I had extremely vivid, very hardcore sex dreams about Martin Freeman ALL NIGHT. Even when I woke up for a little bit I’d fall right back asleep and get right back to it again. And, I must say, they were some pretty awesome dreams…In the words of Jon Stewart:

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Now since I’ve been actually awake for real, I can’t get the dreams out of my head, and have spent the last hour or so looking up hot Martin Freeman pics (are there any other kind, though?) and…well, since this is my “tame” blog,  let’s just say I’ve made myself VERY happy whilst looking at them for extended periods of time. ;) 

I honestly don’t know that I’ve ever even thought about Mr. Freeman that way before; I’ve always been a Cumberbatch girl. (Oh yes, he made his way into my dreams last night, too…it just wasn’t surprising when that happened ;)) Now, though, I’m suddenly all, “Sherlock who?? Gimme some of that sweet, sweet Hobbit action, please!!”, and I keep giggling to myself everytime I think about him. Weird, right? I’m sure I look bonkers to everyone around me, but I just can’t help it!! I am super horny for John Watson right now, and it’s insanely distracting!! I have no choice but to try my best to put him out of my mind for at least a lil bit, and know that I’ll get to feature him in a “marathon” later tonight. I’ve got to work all of  this outta my system!! :) I guess this is the kind of thing that happens when you haven’t shot any scenes in a while, and fall asleep watching The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy…Bilbo, you vile tempter, you!!! ;P

Allow me to indulge myself in my Freeman Fantasies for just a bit longer and post some of my favorite…*ahem* “inspirational” pics. I’m sure I’ll be needing to refer back to these a lil later… ;)

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Oh yeah…That’s the business!!! :) :) :)

Now, a lil Cumberbutt action just for good measure, and maybe I can go about my day like a semi-normal person…

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Oh wow. I seriously need to get back to work. ;) xoxo

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Posted by Kasey 12 Comments
  • Jose

    WHAT THE FUCK!! This might be the first post that I’m at a loss for words, I have no idea where to go with this one except for maybe more details are needed… to help figure out what the dream was about of course and you apparently need to relieve some of that built up I guess energy (don’t want to get to vulgar). I guess this whole Yes Man will be put to the test… I have no idea what the hell that meant. It’s amazing what the mind can do and make you feel but I haven’t had a wet dream in a long long time the internet has seen to that and present company included (TMI and I really hope that wasn’t inappropriate). And speaking of inappropriate, I could have done without the lil Cumberbutt and I see what you did there “butt” but is is your site so your rules but I need a palate cleanser now.

    P.S. I do love that you shared this no matter how weird it was ;) xoxoxo

  • DefconDan

    LOL on the ecard!

  • http://www.flushgorden.co.uk/ Flush Gorden

    Ah yes that is completely understandable since for the whole of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy he was in his jammies. It’s the natural progression of thoughts to go from jammies to bed to….well best not to think too much about that if you want to get through the day.

    I think it’s fair to say your dreams are far more vivid and far less of a complete swine than my dreams. It’s like there’s a trigger set to go off and wake me up just before the good bit. Which is why I like to nap so much so I can sneak up on it and take it out like a dream ninja. One day I’ll catch it.

  • Brandon Wilson

    Baby, I love you! Please call me!

  • DianaPrinceXXX

    LOL Well said, sir. :)

  • DianaPrinceXXX

    It speaks the truth! :P

  • DianaPrinceXXX

    LMAO at your attempt at decorum. It’s me, homie. You can get as vulgar as you want to!! :)

    Ahhh…Now I get your “palate cleanser” joke. :) I figure in the name of equality I need to post some nekkid dudes here once in a while, too (even if the pic’s kind of a rip off ;). We ladies have learned to deal with same-sex nudity everywhere…You guys need to suck it up every now and then, too. (No pun intended there, btw… ;)

    Glad you approve of my over-sharing. It was actually quite cathartic. :)

    I’m still in love with Martin Freeman, though. It’s been days and my lust level hasn’t faded much, so I think he might have earned a place up there on my to-do list (just below Mr. Moranis :).

  • DianaPrinceXXX

    I know this doesn’t directly address your comment, but wanted to let you know I dig the new pic! :)

  • DianaPrinceXXX

    Oh great…There you go gettin’ me all started up again!! :P

    Maybe it’s a girl thing? I’d have to imagine that it’s easier for a girl to get herself to the “good bits” while she’s sleeping than it is for a guy. I know I get there if I just cross my legs too tightly… ;)

  • Jose Francisco Ramos

    I know but it’s still hard for me to check my manners at the door even if it you so sometimes I can’t help it sorry ;)
    If you want to post cock and balls all over the place go for it as long as I get to see your boobs once in awhile I can deal with it. For cry out loud, anybody that watches porn shouldn’t have a problem and I don’t. I’m very secure I just like playing the stereotype dude once in awhile. It’s pretty hard to knock off Rick of the top I see and I know I never do that especially after my next comment. That’s so AWESOME you got the joke, that makes my day well that and the BRONCOS!!!! ;p xoxoxo

  • Brandon Wilson

    Thats the real me baby!

  • Kory D. Lee

    I’m debating on sending you a picture that MIGHT put you off of me. This image is scary and may cause hysterical blindness. it’s something for Valentines day. Just something to contemplate